saccharinesinger:

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

(via anteredono)


DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via howbo15)


smoakandswan:

i was with you because i loved you.

(via brochumaslany)


penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via complicatedtriangulated)



sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via cosimaniehausobvs)



scribbly-z-raid:


I can’t fucking wait to play as this dork in Mario Kart 8

scribbly-z-raid:

I can’t fucking wait to play as this dork in Mario Kart 8

(via x-ivdoctoriv-x)